CANNONFODDER
Sailing Master
Unit 13
im a rooster illusion....
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Post by CANNONFODDER on Dec 16, 2010 6:37:16 GMT -1
picked up the glock 19 from noodles, my first GBB as i always use an AEP...... (this is my defense) Game: "defend the case" mag in at start of game...... GAME ON...... defending a corridor out side the case room with my m4, i hear voices from the opfor in the next room, i creep out an find an opfor crouched down, side on to me, so i decide to christen the glock, draw it ready to exicution style kill the guy....slowwwly pull the trigger....... and nothing!!, pull it again, still nothing!! opfor turns, sees me and fires of one at my knee (hit my knee pad thankfully), as im walking back to respawn, im trying to work out whats happened, then realise, i forgot to cock the slide when i put the mag in....  Oh, also, while ouside, managed to trip over a small mound, digging my M4 into the ground and polevaulting over it, thankfully M4 survived unscathed ;D |
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Post by leebristolairsoft on Dec 16, 2010 7:03:08 GMT -1
*sigh*
tut-tut.
epic fail
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CANNONFODDER
Sailing Master
Unit 13
im a rooster illusion....
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Post by CANNONFODDER on Dec 16, 2010 11:01:21 GMT -1
i know.... its one of those 'you'll only do it once' moments ;D
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Ace
Sailing Master
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Post by Ace on Dec 16, 2010 16:02:06 GMT -1
iv done that before, well something similar... i did cock it but it was on safety, lost me two kills  lol |
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Shaolin
Quarter Master
13TH
To Patronise and Annoy
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Post by Shaolin on Dec 16, 2010 19:06:41 GMT -1
Lol I did something similar. At the mall during the 1st game I was hidden in a side room downstairs and thought I was a bit too close to pump my m4 into someone. Drew the glock and saw bosa and someone else run past and hang around in a cross section. I thought "right these mofo's are mine." I ran out and started firing and realised nothing was happening. The gun was firing but nothing was coming out. The immediate month python "RUN AWAY!!!!" scenario kicked in an I fled. I don't think bosa realised what had happened cos he didn't chase me lol  When I checked the gun I realised that after loading it I hadn't released the spring in the mag so it wasn't feeding up lol doh!!! |
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CANNONFODDER
Sailing Master
Unit 13
im a rooster illusion....
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Post by CANNONFODDER on Dec 16, 2010 19:28:33 GMT -1
;D ;D im glad im not the only one with GBB fails..... |
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scorpion
Master Gunner
Unit 13
Black Dragon: Don?t mess with the Scorpion because eventually you will get stung !
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Post by scorpion on Dec 17, 2010 6:38:57 GMT -1
every time i go to urban i seam to a over t but just a clumsy old git ;D
at least the m4s ok ;D
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Post by HEX on Dec 18, 2010 16:26:40 GMT -1
that rabbits dynamite...go on borze chop its head off dude that pistol fails is a very poor show  iv writen to the unit-13 pope to have you excommunicated from the 13... as this little joke is based on the 16th-17th century, it maybe some time before we hear back...you know as the planes trains emails ect are some way of. |
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CANNONFODDER
Sailing Master
Unit 13
im a rooster illusion....
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Post by CANNONFODDER on Dec 19, 2010 3:03:13 GMT -1
im afraid, the messenger never got there, he got to the bridge and got the answer wrong.... ;D
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Post by HEX on Dec 19, 2010 13:09:42 GMT -1
Ahhh that's what happens when you send a messenger who dosnt know his favourite colour...not to self send artisticly train messangers in future
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Shaolin
Quarter Master
13TH
To Patronise and Annoy
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Post by Shaolin on Dec 19, 2010 13:44:33 GMT -1
He tried sending it by the husk of an African Swallow but obviously didn't have the wing valocity of a European one...
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Post by HEX on Dec 19, 2010 15:37:07 GMT -1
thats the problem you see...hahahaha
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CANNONFODDER
Sailing Master
Unit 13
im a rooster illusion....
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Post by CANNONFODDER on Dec 19, 2010 17:17:51 GMT -1
it was a shame really... cos the poor ole messenger had even built a shrubbery for the nights who say neep, to gain safe passage aswell.....unfortunatly fell at the final hurdle with the old favoruite coulour question....
i get that wrong all the time...... mines red... wait... no... blue... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
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Post by HEX on Dec 19, 2010 17:22:59 GMT -1
he even apeced the knights that formally say nee? he found them a hering?
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Trinity
Master Gunner
UNIT 13
Everyone is allowed a stupid day but you are abusing the privilege
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Post by Trinity on Dec 20, 2010 14:32:06 GMT -1
a shrubbery with a little path running down the middle is better  |
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lol
iv writen to the unit-13 pope to have you excommunicated from the 13...as this little joke is based on the 16th-17th century, it maybe some time before we hear back...you know as the planes trains emails ect are some way of.
